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Apr 23, 2026
Leaked Documents Reveal CIA Using Transphobic Propaganda to Influence Chimpanzee War
Operation Expand Dong seeks to dehumanize the latest targets of US military interventionism through transphobia and mockery of nontoxic masculinity.
Satire
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Apr 07, 2026
OMFLGBTBBQ? Disney Teases First Openly Female Star Wars Character
Whovians, Grab Your Broomsticks!
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Mar 24, 2026
Price of Black Market HRT Surges to One Christian Baby
By Danielle Tamara Schatten Frederick, MD – A “perfect storm” of factors, including but not limited to the growing production costs of adrenochrome, tariffs affecting the shipping rates of fresh gamer girl milk from Japan, supply chain difficulties regarding sugar, spice, and anything nice at all since March 2020, and, rumor
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Mar 04, 2026
ICE Reaper Drone Comes Out as Transfemme
By Danielle Tamara Schatten Washington, DC - Following the turbulent and polarizing events of February, which saw the United States engaged in two invasive wars, the murder of numerous civilian protesters, a crackdown on civil rights variously compared to either its own troubled history or various authoritarian regimes, and the
