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Satire  —  May 25, 2026

Trump, trans leaders strike accord to move all trans Americans to space

By Marley Jay President Trump and representatives of the trans community announced an agreement Monday that paves the way for the relocation of all trans and nonbinary Americans to a gravitationally stable location approximately 1.5 million kilometers (932,000 miles) from Earth.  After intense bipartisan negotiations over the weekend